10. Your finger will always fit perfectly up your nose
9. You can "spray" pureed peas at least five feet
8. Carpet fuzz looks much larger and appetizing when you're six inches from the ground
7. If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again
6. It only takes one blink to stuff a fist full of dirt in your mouth
5. Cheerios found on the floor are much more appetizing than the ones on your tray
4. It's much more entertaining to watch the dog eat your lunch, than eat it yourself
3. It's entirely impossible to sit still long enough while having your diaper changed
2. After diaper wrestling, I could compete in the calf roping event...and be a contender!!
And the number 1 thing I've learned as a mom:
It is not possible to love a child and all her quirks too much!
7 comments:
OOOH! Your blog background looks great!Bridget tells me that its easy to do but I just don't have the patience right now.Is that your
finger or the baby's that your referring to.")
That would be the baby's finger I was referring to. She has found her nostrils :)
Love your post, your so funny! WE MISS YOU GUYS TOO. Hope all is well and hopefully we will see you this summer
Hey Jana,
I'm blogging off for awhile. Life Calls..catch me on the business email and let's get planning on that birthday party in May. Is this
Mother's Day weekend? Let me know what I can do to help.")
Hehe, funny stuff. Your blog looks really good. I am so sorry that I never emailed you the directions. I am a horrible niece. I really am sorry, i feel bad...
Bid
Hey Jana,
Just wanted to say Hi to you and the fam. Hope your summer is awesome. We will miss you at the lake!! (there's still time :)
We love you ")
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